Famous Wedding Quotes Sayings

Most Famous wedding quotes, Funny marriage sayings,  wedding humor and even more cool wedding related stuff. Feel free to use any of those for your memorable wedding toast, Enjoy our Quotes Collection 


To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.

Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

My Greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least.

She knows all about me and loves me just the same.

May she share everything with her husband, including the housework.

Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married.

It took great courage to ask a beautiful young woman to marry me. Believe me, it is easier to play the whole Petrushka on the piano.

An anniversary says, "Think of the dreams you have weathered together. They are intimate accomplishments.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
Love is not singular except in syllable.


There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved ~ George Sands


The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding ~ Oscar Wilde


Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot ~ author unknown


Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry ~ Tom Mullen


Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy ~ Gary Busey


Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same -Oscar Wilde


Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards -- Benjamin Franklin


Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper ~ Scottish Proverb


A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy ~Nietzsche


Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman ~Joseph Joubert


Never strike your wife - even with a flower ~Hindu Proverb


Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper ~Scottish Proverb


Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution? ~Groucho Marx


The surest way to be alone is to get married ~Gloria Steinem


The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret -Henny Youngman


I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage -Mohandas Gandhi


Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. ~Mickey Rooney


All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble ~Raymond Hull


One should never know too precisely whom one has married ~Friedrich Nietzsche


The most dangerous food is wedding cake ~American Proverb


Never say marriage has more joy than pain ~ Euripedes Alcestis


I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years ~ Sam Kinison


When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why ~ Author Unknown


Marriage is like a pair of shears Oft times working in opposite directions, but punishing anyone that comes between them ~ Sydney Smith


If a man hears much that a woman says, she is not beautiful ~Haskins


In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved ~Butler


Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other ~Arthur


Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers ~Richard Pryor


Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins ~Langdon Mitchel


Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her ~Ambrose Bierce, 1911


He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of ~Mae West


Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand ~Author Unknown


Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit ~Billy Connolly


Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest ~Irwin Corey


No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married ~Benjamin Disraeli


Marriage is the chief cause of divorce ~Groucho Marx


Marriage is the institution where the woman loses her the name and the man his solvency ~ Anonymous


Life is a bitch, and then you marry one ~Author Unknown


I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck ~W. C. Fields


Marrying is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining another ~Celeste Tan


A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself ~Du Bois


Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two ~Ambrose Bierce


A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together ~James H. Boren


As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent ~Socrates


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury ~Groucho Marx


Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day ~Gene Perret


Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same ~Oscar Wilde


Don't smother each other. No one can grow in shade ~Leo Buscaglia


A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers ~Author Unknown


In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums -- Douglas Jerrold


How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive ~ Oscar Wilde